cheaperthanacupofjoe:

Am I alone here? Anybody else thought the chorus to the TLC song “Waterfalls” went “Go, Go, Jason Waterfalls??” I understand it makes no sense at all (unless the song was about a retarded kid name Jason who was dying to see a waterfall)… but come on, you got to admit the original lyrics, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls,” was a little too deep for people like me, and Jason.

speaking of 90s song-stupidity, when I was a kid and saw a man who looked kinda unwashed or scruffy or greasy, I’d yell, “LOOK IT’S RICO SUAVE! LOOK! LOOK, EVERYONE!” And everyone would look - thus embarrassing the poor guy. I guess I thought it was my duty to perform a kind of PSA about hygiene. Then I went to college, land of ramen-stained sweatpants. karma.